20 Some Years Later…

Twenty some years later, let’s imagine…

22年剪影 (8)

December 17th, 2008 | Category: Story

还是10岁
那时候我们五年级的卫生责任区是在学校的垃圾堆，六年级是刷操场边的厕所。小学的时候无聊，就扫垃圾堆冲厕所都能玩的起来。那时候学校让我们一个礼拜至少 烧一次垃圾，有这个特权名正言顺的在学校里玩火，我们都很激动，这个点火放火还是一门学问呢，我们的劳动委员还总结出了经验口诀：有烟必有火。一般哪废纸 引燃干树叶，然后把什么塑料袋之类的统统拿去烧。就这种无聊事情只要人一多，那时候居然也玩的特带劲。后来六年级要扫厕所了，有意思的是我第一次去刷厕所 的时候还在路上捡到10块钱，看来吃亏是福啊，冲冲厕所都能捡到钱，哇咔咔。

还是11岁
小时候我蛮会玩的，貌似除了上树掏鸟蛋，其他的都干过。前面说了下河摸鱼，还抓过青蛙，捉过知了，钓过龙虾，烤过地瓜。挖过山芋，还做过竹筒饭。先说烤地 瓜，我小时候不懂烤过多少次地瓜了。在奶奶家的时候就没事摸两个地瓜出来，带着一盒火柴跑到田里挖个坑，然后拣来一堆的干柴树叶放边上，引火的话，用干的 松针是最好的，一点就着。把地瓜丢坑里，外面盖上一点土，不能直接被火烧的，那样就不是烤地瓜了，会变成炭烧地瓜的。然后就在上面架好木头，点火烧。一般 烧个把小时就好了。用土把火扑灭，然后闷半个小时，之后把地瓜挖出来就可以大快朵颐了哈哈。刚烤出来的地瓜烫手，但是馋虫已经被钩出来了，也顾不了那么 多，一口咬下去舌头被烫的半死哈。除了烤地瓜，芋头也可以烤的哈，而且烤起来更香。

还是15岁
那时候中考是要考体育的，我和冬瓜还有ab死胖子，加上猪头几个人说要早上起来晨跑，锻炼身体。开始的时候是早上5点钟起，说跑到广场上去绕一圈正好回 来，结果发现才跑到一半不动我们就跑不动了，就猪头那个体力无限男还能跑。结果就是，猪头一个人跑到广场去了，我们几个人走到广场去发现猪头已经等着不耐 烦先往回跑了，我们实在是不愿意再跑回去了，于是几个人就坐了公交车回来。搞笑的是，在回来的路上看到跑了一半的猪头，我们还故意和他打招呼，他看我们都 在公交车上差点没气得吐血了。后来这跑步完全就变了味，不懂是谁说的哪里开了一家新网吧，叫天地会，说地点很隐蔽，不会被查。关于天地会还有一个搞笑的事 情。那时候网吧查的都很严，我同学说那家网吧进门要说暗号才让你进，暗号是“反清复明”。这本来是一句玩笑话，可是还就有人信了，据说某天我一个同学第一 次到天地会去，一进门他就大喊一声：“反清复明！”一下子全网吧的人都齐刷刷的往门口看，事后我那同学囧的恨不得找个洞躲进去。再回到晨跑，自从晨跑不是 去晨跑，而是去网吧了以后，他们几个跑步的时间是一天比一天早了，最搞笑的一次是，有一天猪头去ab家，准备早上去“晨跑”，结果他们半夜3点多蹑手蹑脚 的准备出门的时候被ab老妈听到了，就问他们干嘛，他们说：去晨跑啊。Ab老妈当时就说了一句，哪有3点多去晨跑的，回去睡觉。笑死我了，晨跑3点，看来 游戏的魅力真是大啊。

To be continued...

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